Tired Girl

I want fat knees... for the third time is so many days, I banged my knee....the right knee on some sort of hard non moving object. Once on the game table just re adjusting while playing scrabble, I winced in pain to see my family looking at me with strange anticipation of me then falling to the floor and continue to contort myself. That didn't happen, they just wanted to know what could possibly elicit a pain response so suddenly. I said "The bony knee!" Oh....ya, no biggie, no help just looked back down to the scrabble play board.

The second time, getting up from the dinner table, on Thanksgiving. Ya, had 15 people there..I just winced, then drug myself around the corner to the bathroom and continued to cuss and contort all in private of course!

The third time, in my brother in laws office where we were sleeping, banged right into the stationary HUGE black desk. Like it wasn't there what so ever. Ya, fell into the chair, only to see Rob looking at me with a bit of concern. Ya...the bony knee again I managed to squeek out between loud yelps!! UGGG... give me some FAT!!!!
He walks out of the room and as I fall to the floor, I decide to call my mother and thank her.

I am blaming her for the boney knees. My knees are so boney, why?? I have no idea. The other parts of me are not boney. I would rather take some fat from some other part of my body and transplant to my friggin knees.

They are bony knees, and not even pretty what so ever. The right knee, is always the one to bear the brunt of my bumping. Probably because I tend to move that one first! (Right Handed)

My mother said that she decided not to be catholic because she cant kneel. LOL... She at the age of 8 decided that she will not be catholic, walked straight home from Catholic school because she couldn't kneel...because of her bony knees.

LOL..

So as I called to tell my Mom that I wanted the Fat knees, she promptly told me that she is 68, and she has news for me.... "that's not going to happen!" She has had bony knees for her whole life, and actually the rest of her is bony too!! I just got the bony knees from her...thanks MOM!

I got so many wonderful traits from my mother...but the bony knees.... I give them back!!!

Well off to brunch with the family!!

Love you!!!